Friday, June 26, 2020

Technology so exciting I want my own technological robot tail with GPS tracking and brainwave modification too!

You too can excercise your inner animal and obtain a mechanical tail which will wag to the vibrations of your brain. You location will be relayed to the appropriate animal protection units so you are assured of your safety if your animal takes control over your human brain and ostensibly controlled socialized state. I feel like I can't live without one and if I only had the finances to purchase such a necessary fashion accessory, I would order one today!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=33&v=qvHcBq7UaY0&feature=emb_title

As the public becomes more attenuated to purchasing technologies for "fun" and "entertainment", not only can they pay a nice fee for an artificial tail to wag (locating your whereabouts just as a side little form of microchipping a pet), but you can ALSO buy artificial CAT EARS which move about according to the brain waves that the tech picks up. (Is it EEG? Is that the correct term?)

If, for example, your throat is microchipped, as mine is, all you will need are these IRobot "cat ears" which will droop or threateningly arch downwards in extreme violent intimidation because your throat is already being constricted. All you need do is growl a bit and the observing party will run away scared (if you are a gang stalking target, you can forget about having a real conversation with any living soul on the planet. You will perpetually have to push your fuzzy fake cat ears downward instead of telling the perpetrator stalkers to go to Hades or f-off and die).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdOSi6TjVjw&list=PLdDFSP8QKxBdEI2DF13D7JiPsIzXX7eaB&index=4πŸ˜‘πŸ’€πŸ˜ΈπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΊπŸ˜»πŸ˜ΌπŸ˜½πŸ˜ΎπŸ˜ΏπŸ™€πŸ™ˆ

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