Everyone else gets Shagged: The bright prospects for extra-marital affairs or cheaters in the New Age of Technology: Teleportation "Shaggy" application, "Wasn't me" ring tone.

 The wonderful world of the FUTURE for future PLAYERZ in the not-so-wonderful futuristic world of TELEPORTATION--"wasn't me!"

SHAG: English slang word for intercourse--a middle ground between getting f*ed and the more polite term intercourse.

SHAGGY--WASN'T ME!

It's the current world of celebrities using teleportation and politicians handing the technologies out! Imagine the possibilities for crime, orgies, rape, and theft?! What a wonderful world of PROGRESS for every kind of grifter, scammer, cheat, liar, criminal, rapist, murdering bigot and/or otherwise scrub~!

In the bright, luminescent future of teleportation, you can have various "programs" for the teleportation tech. One can be the "Shaggy" application for your porno cheating needs. Press the button, get teleported or have your target/victim or cheating partner appear, disappear with a special function to identify your "significant" other which will alert you if they are spying on you or coming to check on you--so you can once more press that little toy button and remove the evidence! "Wasn't me" can also be played when you press the button like a ring tone. The FUTURE of technology and the needs met for all kinds of extra-marital affairs (the other applications are boundless for crime and other deeds of criminal activity).